LIMERICKS

     David Simmons:

There once was a man from Illinois
Who was never one for a toy
He became a teacher
And thought he was a preacher
Until he was out-smarted by a boy


      Throwing my Model Off the Roof:
On the building the sat a roof
and on that there stood a goof
He'd throw his model off it
Not for a profit
Just cause he has aloof