Limericks

  Anything:
There once was a teacher named Max,
whose puns surely came with a tax.
some became dirty-
before nine-thirty.
Some kids came at him with an axe.

  Logan:
There once was a child at Logan,
who had a project on Hoboken.
 He forgot it at home,
went to the uncurrent dome,
and overdosed on pills names hemoglobin.

  Winter Break:
There once was a present not wrapped.
the giver did nothing but nap.
the child came in,
the giver a sin,
and the giver will surely be slapped.